(Cheesy Bendy Mcsleazy, born unknown date, Salzburg, Austria)
Early Life[]
Cheesy Mcsleazy was born to parents 78485261 (or something like that) Mcsleazy and Jugs McHooters in Salzburg, Austria. His father had 15 minutes of fame when he decided to bring his pet python into a fast food restaurant for a walk and he got arrested for criminal mischief and was jailed for 6 months. His mum was unemployed. At age five, his family decided to move to Simnation because his father was in brush with the law again back in Austria.
Engagement[]
He got married to 97654321 123456789. Very boring and worthless to read, so that's all you need to know.
Purchasing his own Neighbourhood[]
At age 29, he purchased a neighbourhood with money he got given to by a hobo. He called in The Looney Bin, in honour of what his family was nicknamed. He moved his family into a very small and empty lot. The taxi driven by the hobo dropped him off on a cloudy midday Tuesday.
Death[]
One sim hour passed since the hobo dropped him off at his new "home", and Cheesy's bladder level hit rock-bottom. Two sim hours passed, and he had urinated all over the lot. Three sim hours passed, and the Grim Reaper appeared on the lot. Cause of death is not confirmed, although most likely by flies since the lot smelled disguisting because of his urine.
Mcsleazyism[]
When Cheesy, his dad and his husband died, and when thier children got taken away by the social worker, more mentally retarded people moved to The Looney Bin. They honoured him as a god, and they founded Mcsleazyism.
The Looney Bin nowadays[]
The Looney Bin looked awful from the start, slabbed with brown concrete. However, Mcsleazyists rapidly grew this town and turned it into an even more awful looking place, slabbed with random stuff. Now it's just lots. Awful, awful lots. Slabbed with brown concrete.
The lot he died on...[]
More peole moved into the lot he died in and they died themselves. Although Scubahead Dexter's grave was accidentally deleted, an average of 300 sims have died on that particular lot. The Looney Bin death count is around 600.
Archirival's execution[]
Buttery O'Raunchy, the crazy Australian was captured by rather scottish looking policemen. They concealed him in a glass containment unit, trapped him in palmtrees and let a Toaster Pastry overcook and catch on fire. Buttery O'Raunchy was nowhere to be found in the gigantic fireball. He died quickly.
RESURRECTION!!!!!! (Oh, crap...)[]
On December 19th 2010, a Mcsleazyist called Dohj Dej Darrj (Dej Darrj means "King of Mcsleazyism" and Dohj means "Monobrow") managed to get ahold of Landgraab Industries' personal Tombstone of L and D which Malcolm Landgraab IV was going to use on his dead cat, Rover. However, ignoring the guards, Dohj Dej Darrj thought that resurrecting Cheesy Mcsleazy was better than resurrecting possible dinner. With the help of Cheesy's daughter, something like +416234567890, he tried to resurrect Cheesy, but it failed. He saved the Tombstone of L and D for dinner. He then went and stole a Resurrect-O-Nomitron from Hobo Central and then Cheesy's daughter called the Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper didn't want to resurrect Cheesy even though he was offered 10,000 simoleons. After some arguing, the Grim Reaper gave up and he resurrected Cheesy Mcsleazy. It made the newspapers all over SimNation, twice in Labrador, 31 times in the USA, once in the UK, four times in Uzbekistan and 22 times in Australia before they banned the story. December 19 is officially "Big Mistake" day in Simnation.
Characteristics[]
Cheesy Mcsleazy's face was bulgy with butterfly facepaint. He had a blond mohawk and a big blond beard. He wore yellow and red flight goggles. He had red lipstick on. He wore a red singlet with flashy pants and heaps of little things on his arms. He was obese. He was 193cm tall (6 feet 4 inches). His zodiac sign was Aries and he had a family aspiration. He was described as neat, lazy, outgoing, playful and grouchy.